Oh GOD NOT THE BEES

jonathandallentheauthor — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:26:22 +0000

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:41 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

quick think happy

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:43 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

Bunnies

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:45 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

fuzzy bunnies.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:51 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

Fuzzy pink bunnies.

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:53 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

CRAZY FUZZY PINK BUNNIES…

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:55 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

GOOD GAWD YALL

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:56 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

CRAZY FUZZY PINK BUNNIES with submachine guns….

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:58 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

SURFING TEENAGE CRAZY FUZZY PINK BUNNIES WITH SUBMACHINE GUNS ZOMG

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:08 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

PURPLE PUNK HAIRED SURFING TEENAGE CRAZY FUZZY PINK BUNNIES WITH SUBMACHINE GUNS ZOMG

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:11 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

Holy. Mother. Of. God.

You just broke my brian.

We must make this a comic book.

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:14 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

PURPLE PUNK HAIRED SURFING TEENAGE CRAZY FUZZY PINK BUNNIES WITH SUBMACHINE GUNS THAT SHOOT BRAINS ZOMG

THIS IS FUN.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:17 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

AND THE BRAINS ARE FILLED WITH BEES

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:17 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

KILLER BEES ON CRACK

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:22 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

SUPER CRACK MADE BY THE CIA

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:24 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

AND INFUSED WITH GREEN TEA.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:34 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

CREATED BY THE SHAOLIN MONKS OF ANCIENT CHINA

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:38 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

TRANSPLANTED TO TIBET FOR FEAR OF THEIR LIVES.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:40 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

AND POSSESSING THE KEY TO THE KNOWLEDGE OF 2012

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:58 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

THAT THEY TRANSPLANTED INTO THE BRAINS TO BE SHOT AROUND THE WORLD.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:59 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

Okay this is turning into a Michael Bay movie.

AND NOW ONLY ONE MAN CAN PREVENT THIS DISASTER

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:00 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

JOEY RAMONE.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:02 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

AS PORTRAYED BY NICHOLAS CAGE WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR SHIA “THE BEEF” LEBOUF

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:08 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

Oh no not Shia…

WITH A STAR STUDDED SOUNDTRACK TO INCLUDE…JOURNEY, AND BOSTON

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:10 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

LIMP BIZKIT, DISTURBED, AND KORN

From: Mcpherson, Terrie
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:33 PM
To: Allen, Jonathan
Subject: RE: Good morning!

ALL DOING REMAKES OF CLASSIC RAMONES HITS.

From: Allen, Jonathan
Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:35 PM
To: Mcpherson, Terrie
Subject: RE: Good morning!

HOLY CRAP

Children by the Millions…

jonathandallentheauthor — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:17:52 +0000

Canot get this song out of my head today.

Oh also

jonathandallentheauthor — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:00:34 +0000

Swine flu update

jonathandallentheauthor — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:54:00 +0000

Your Attention please!

jonathandallentheauthor — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:09:11 +0000

What Excite Women?

jonathandallentheauthor — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:13:21 +0000

Damn the Yanks

jonathandallentheauthor — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:03:52 +0000

Just so you all know…

jonathandallentheauthor — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:03:35 +0000

Thanks to Rob for sharing this with me.

Beware the Death Metal Dog

jonathandallentheauthor — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:50:56 +0000

One for the Road: Truth in Advertising

jonathandallentheauthor — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:40:08 +0000

From a bootleg copy of Baby Geniuses 2…

You Know Where You Are? You're in the Thingpen, Baby